So this is an UN REVIEW blog about movies.
Specifically Juno. Which I saw and LOVED.
And then Diablo Cody, the screenwriter, won Best Screenplay. Which we all knew was coming, because hello, “Your baby has fingernails!” xD As Mrs. Marsico, my writing teacher, explained it, she was just another young woman (albeit… A STRIPPER OH NO) before she started bustin’ her butt to get published on the silver screen.
Ha, I love alliteration.
I kind of wanted Ellen Page, the title actress, to win Best Actress, but no luck. That honor went to that french soprano chick in the dress that looked like that fish-shaped cake that I thought was a salmon at my mom’s cousin’s wedding.
I didn’t even get to SEE Diablo get her trophy because Grandma switched to some Jane Austen sh*t right after best costumes because “The Oscars Are Just Celebrity Claptrap.”
Um… okay?
