Rants On…
My Name
My real name isn’t Katie Cullen, I just stole that last name from Twilight. Yay for vampires.
Twilight
Speaking of vampires, I can barely read vampire books any more without going “This sucks. Twilight is so much better.” I guess it’s just the impact… most vampire books are so cliche, creatures-of-the-night-rawr, etc. Twilight has vampires playing baseball.
Anyway, I do like Edward from Twilight a lot, but come ON, Jacob was so much cooler for a while (before Julia informed me he went kinda stupid in Eclipse) so I suppose I’m on Team Edward even though Jacob’s got a motorbike. Word.
Juliamoeba = My Bestie
Julia is a Juliamoeba because amoebas are green and rather squishy and they are pokeable and so is Julia. Alright that’s all.
A Great and Terrible Beauty
I’m sorry but I tried to read this once and it was like, FAIL. I just couldn’t get into it. I’m sorreeeee but it looked like some sort of trashy historical romance what with the cover and all. Please don’t come after me and club me to death with your daffodils. M’nkay?
Casting for Edward Cullen
ROBERT PATTINSON’S EYEBROWS ARE CATERPILLARS. Ewwww. It is so wrong, you don’t even know how wrong it is.
Books
Usually: if they were published in the 1990’s, they probably suck.
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